Mrs. Kanye West
Kanye West pled guilty yesterday (May 30) to throwing an amp through a Times Square storefront window when a performance didn’t go according to plan. Just to clarify the situation, we’re not talking about THE Kanye West. This particular person goes by Mrs. Kanye West.
This is our unofficial public service announcement to the general pop-appreciating public at large: Stop getting tattoos of your favorite artist and hoping said artist will then become your man (or your ultra-rich blushing bride.) […]