Top Ten Celebrities Not Likely To Be On Dancing With The Stars

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10.) Octomom Nadya Suleman
The daycare alone to watch the kids while Nadya was on the dance floor would probably cost more than her salary for being on the show... and besides, does anyone really care about the Octomom anymore? She's sooo 2009 it's not even funny.
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9.) Michael Vick
We're not saying football players can't be good dancers (after all, Hines Ward won last season!), and maybe Michael Vick would do wonders on the show... just make sure there's no dog fights in the area that might distract him.
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8.) O.J. Simpson
It's become a national passtime to hate on OJ since his infamous trial/ media circus. But this is a case of celebrity status not equating out to anyone wanting to watch him on TV... we can hear the deafening flood of "boos" and heckles just thinking about it.
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7.) Paris Hilton
The world's most famous sufferer of "Kardashian envy" has been propositioned for DWTS on sveeral occasions, but her answer is always the same-- she thinks she's "too good for it." That's right-- the star of "The Simple Life" is too good for a dancing competition. LOL!
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6.) Jon Gosselin
His ex made a splash a few season ago, but we don't think Jon would be nearly as entertaining to watch as Kate was... it's another case of "do we really care about Jon Gosselin anymore?"
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5.) Courtney Love
One of the world's longest-running human trainwrecks, Courtney Love is probably too busy posting weird, half-naked pictures of herself on Facebook to have the time to dance.
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4.) Osama Bin Laden
A year ago, we'd assume the most hated man in the world wouldn't even know how to dance, what with his living in caves and all. As it turns out he was hanging out in a posh mansion, probably watching DWTS via satellite. But even if he studied all the right moves it wouldn't get him on the show-- what with being dead, and all.
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3.) Spencer Pratt
"The Hills" star was named the second most-hated celeb of 2011, and we think it's time to cut him loose. If we all stop believing in Spencer Pratt, maybe he'll stop existing? It worked for Santa Claus, and people LOVE Santa...
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2.) Glenn Beck
The radical conservative d-bag hates pretty much everything, so we're pretty positive he'd find dancing too "Un-American" to participate in. Even if he did compete, who would really want to be his dance partner (Aside from Ann Coulter)?
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1.) Casey Anthony
The official most-hated woman in America would be a disaster on DWTS! While nobody wants to watch Casey cut a rug on TV, there's probably some angry mobs who'd love to see her in perosn at the studio... complete with torches, and pitchforks to throw at her! Come to think of it, watching Casey try to dance while also avoiding flying beer bottles and rotten fruit aimed at her head WOULD make for some compelling television... Wonder if she's available for the Spring?..
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