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“Escaping The Storm”

Here is my latest piece I call “Escaping The Storm”.  It is an 18 by 14 oil on canvas.  I think it’s soothing and disturbing at the same time. That poor bastard in the car, [...]

06/19/2013

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Tom Hanks Videotapes His Elbow Being Drained

Tom Hanks decided to videotape his elbow being drained and put it up on the internet! WHY????

06/17/2013

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Dropping A (New) Load In Christine’s Neighborhood

Christine’s neighbor got a new washer and dryer! Nice… wonder if their old washer is for sale like in this phoney phone crank call!!

06/13/2013

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Special Head Killed On America’s Got Talent

“What the hell kind of act is this?”, was the question everyone was asking…until…well..you’ll have to watch it

06/08/2013

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Gary TV Special Backfires!

So, I try to do something nice for people, and all I get is rain on my parade. We had a tag sale at the house, and I had these 2 TVs left over that didn’t sell.

06/04/2013

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My Inner Voice– Jim Carrey

I might make this a series! Here’s the back story.

06/03/2013

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Art For Charity!

I have painted this original oil, “Barn in The Woods” on an 11 by 14 archival quality canvas panel. I’m donating it to “The Sunshine Kids” to auction off this Wednesday, June 5th at the 6th annual Sunshine Kids Charity Golf Tournament at Blackledge Country Club in Hebron.

06/01/2013

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Director David O Russell, All Class

Here’s a card I received from director David O Russell thanking me for my work on American Hustle.

05/26/2013

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Introducing: Craig & Company Summer Camp!

If you are having trouble with your kids’ summer camp then you should think about sending them to the next big thing: Craig & Company Summer Camp! You will quickly find out why the Craig [...]

05/17/2013

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Middlefield Ohio Shootout (WARNING: Graphic Video)

A deadly shootout between two Middlefield, Ohio officers and an rifle wielding man was caught on the police cruiser’s dashboard camera. The shooting happened after 42-year-old James Gilkerson was pulled over for failing to stop [...]

05/15/2013

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Look At This Tool, Kanye West

Look at this idiot Kanye West who’s walking along, not watching where he’s going, smashes into a sign, and then blames it on the paparazzi!

05/13/2013

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Grayson Minney Of Columbia Fields Gone At Age 28

I was saddened to hear the news that we lost Grayson Minney, the lead singer of Columbia Fields.

05/12/2013

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Here Come The Greeks!

Christine Lee and I have an idea for a reality show. We’re calling it, “Here Come The Greeks.”

05/08/2013

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The Adventures Of Iron Deficient Man

Thanks to Robert Downey Jr. and Marvel’s smash hit film series, everybody knows Iron-Man… but how about that OTHER super hero– Iron Deficient Man??

05/04/2013

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Was It Wrong For Me To Ask John About His Shlong?

All hell broke loose this morning when we first got on the air.

04/30/2013

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XL Airlines

It used to be that if you were overweight, you’d have to pay more for airline travel. But that’s no longer the case, thanks to XL Airlines!

04/29/2013

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Fertilizer Plant Explosion In Waco Caught On Cell Phone

Terrifying footage of an explosion at a fertilizer plant was caught on a cell phone with a dad and his son watching the plant burn. Seconds later the explosion. Over 100 people were hurt.

04/18/2013

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This Week’s Hilarious Loser Line

Just when you thought the loser’s couldn’t get any funnier… listen to this week’s batch!

04/15/2013

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PSY’s New Video For “Gentlemen”

Psy’s new video for “Gentlemen” already has over 52 million hits!

04/15/2013

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K-mart’s New Ad– “Ship My Pants” (Or Are They Saying Something Else?)

K-mart’s new ad has a bunch of people saying “Ship my Pants” but it certainly sounds like something else!

04/15/2013

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Who The Hell Is Tana Lenn?

This is the Tana Lenn mystery.

04/12/2013

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A Tax Preparation Service For Drunks: Cuervo Tax

Why shouldn’t alcoholics have their own tax service?

04/11/2013

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Gary’s Trailer

Gary Craig’s trailer on the set of his recent feature film is so small, he had to back into it!

04/05/2013

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Finally Got My Call Time!

Finally got my call time for today. I’ll be on the set at 12 noon in Boston for David O Russell’s new feature film.  Right onto the set, right over to hair and makeup, will [...]

04/02/2013

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Slimmed Down, Mobbed Up And Ready To Go

Here’s a current shot, right before I go up to Boston to shoot scenes in David O Russell’s new feature film.  I play a mobster in a 1970’s time piece, thus the long sideburns.  I’ll [...]

03/30/2013

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Maria Shriver Still Has Her Christmas Lights Up!

It’s not an April Fools’ Day joke… Maria Shriver still hasn’t taken down her Christmas lights! Her neighbors in Brentwood, CA aren’t happy about it, according to TMZ. Folks in the upscale community tell the [...]

03/28/2013

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The Crazyman Explains Same-Sex Marriage

With the Supreme Court hearing arguments in this landmark case, The Crazyman of the radio decides to weigh in.

03/28/2013

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IRS Star Trek Parody

Look at these IRS douches. They used actual IRS employees to make the parody at OUR expense! But the video teaches us nothing!

03/25/2013

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KTLA Weatherman Gets Pranked On The Air!

KTLA weatherman, Henry DiCarlo was reading birthday greetings and someone had put up “Hugh Janus” and he read it! To his credit, they all had a good laugh.

03/18/2013

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