The White House released First Lady Melania Trump’s official portrait.
Is it Judge Marilyn Milian or Melania?
I think FLOTUS has actually become a fake news investigative reporter.
Or is she the newest cast member on Dancing with the Stars?
Wait, wait a damn minute…is that Kim Kardashian’s missing ring???
I can just hear Donald Trump, “A 2-million dollar 15-carat ring for ONLY 2-thousand dollars? What a steal!”