If you’re looking for love, then listen up– Jaimy Blazynski, the Date Doctor is here!
Do you know what boomerangs do? They always come back… and people can be the same way! The Date Doctor shares four reasons why boomerangs never stay gone, and what you can do to break the cycle.
1. You’re in Their “Spank Tank”
If you’re in someone’s “spank tank,” they might hit you up because they think it would be easy and they’re lazy.
2. They’re Just Bored and Lonely
Sometimes we can interpret a person’s boredom or loneliness to mean something deeper has clicked. But really in their head, it’s not anything real.
3. They’re Stupid and/ or Drunk
This is the most common one– if this is the case, they have no clue why they’re doing it, while you’re putting so much effort into analyzing their action. It’s just a whim, and you both need to understand that if you want to proceed.
4. They Can’t Live Without You
It’s also possible that a boomerang reached that epiphany and realized they can’t live without you. The most likely way this is going to happen is when you tell them to take a hike; Once you reject them and they learn they can’t treat you that way, it will be on them to either put up or shut up.
Booty calls don’t always have to be a mistake, you’re perfectly in your rights to just have fun. But if you want someone to really respect you, dealing with boomerangs is NOT the best way to go.