So a huge box was delivered to my house today.
I thought it would be fun to ask my Facebook friends, “what’s in my box?”
The responses were classic.
The guesses were better than what’s actually in the box.
Drum roll please……what’s in my box is: a big ass over-the-top lioncrest monogrammed doormat from Frontgate. That thing was HEAVY and HUGE and rolled up in that big box. That’s a QUALITY doormat, for sure.
Yay, I have ARRIVED!
Too bad the rest of the stuff in the Frontgate catalogue is out of my league. I mean, who really is buying the “Tramanto Gazebo” for $10,995.00?!
So there you have it. That’s what’s in my box. Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to whatever it is you’re supposed to be doing. (Like maybe, shopping online for a new doormat?)