On Jay Leno

One word about the Leno thing. So he’s number one, and they’re taking him off the air. Here’s the analogy.

I’m a company, and we have a terrific product. We have the number one selling toilet paper in America. It’s NUMBER ONE. Screw it… let’s get rid of it, and put out ANOTHER toilet paper.

We don’t know if the public is going to like the new toilet paper or not. We don’t even know if they will ever like the toilet paper. It might be number one in four years… or maybe never. Who cares… we’re getting rid of our number one product, and going with this other roll.


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