According to a new study, the key to marital happiness is how fast the WIFE stops being angry after arguments. The researchers found it didn’t matter how fast or slow the husband got over crap, it’s the wife’s speed that really determined the couples happiness going forward.
The researchers at University of California-Berkeley say, quote, “When it comes to managing negative emotion during conflict, wives really matter . . . but our study suggests that if spouses, especially wives, are able to calm themselves, their marriages can continue to thrive.”
Calm themselves? CALM THEMSELVES?
Kiss my angry, uptight arse, researchers. And another thing, hey George…it’s been 2 weeks, I think I’m over the “I want a homemade meatloaf” stupid effing comment now.