Weird News Of The Day October 29th

It’s time for the Weird News of the Day!  Damon Scott digs out the craziest stories, and wants to know how much YOU KNOW about them!  Read the stories below… then highlight below each one with your mouse to see if you guessed the right answer!

LETS START RIGHT HERE IN FARMINGTON, WHERE JERMEL JOHNSON WAS ARRESTED FOR STEALING A VEHICLE ON SATURDAY NIGHT … WHAT MAKES THE STORY INTERESTING IS WHO’S VEHICLE IT WAS hint: HOW COULD HE STEAL IT?

IT WAS HIS CAR

THE ANSWER: HE GOT A DUI EARLIER AND THE CAR WAS IMPOUNDED, AFTER JOHNSON WAS RELEASED HE WENT TO THE IMPOUND AND TOOK THE CAR SO NOW ITS DUI, AND 6TH DEGREE LARCENY

DID SHE READ THE TICKET, TALK TO THE AGENT OR EVEN LISTEN TO THE ANNOUNCEMENTS???  ALLISON ALVEREZ THOUGHT SHE WAS ON HER WAY TO SEE HER FAMILY’S BIRTHPLACE, THE TOWN OF GRANAHDA SPAIN … HOWEVER WHILE TALKING TO ANOTHER PASSENGER ON THE FLIGHT SHE REALIZED SHE WASN’T GOING TO GRANAHDA, SHE WAS GOING TO WHERE?

THE ISLAND OF GRENEDA

GRANTED THEY SOUND ALMOST IDENTICAL BUT YOU’D THINK THE WORD ISLAND OR CARIBBEAN WOULD COME UP SOMEWHERE DURING THE PROCESS

SPEAKING OF TWO THINGS THAT I DON’T KNOW HOW THEY GOT CONFUSED … LEGENDARY WHITE ROCK SINGER LOU REED PASSED ON EARLIER THIS WEEK … SO OF COURSE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WOULD MAKE FACEBOOK POSTS AND TWEETS LAMENTING THE LOSS OF WHOM? (hint MAMBO #5)

LOU BEGA

ACTUALLY I THINK THAT WAS A GOOD MISTAKE BECAUSE I WASN’T SURE IF THE GERMAN BORN REGGAE SINGER WAS STILL ALIVE OR NOT

BROOKE JOHNSON IS IN TROUBLE AFTER IT CAME TO LIGHT THAT SHE PAID A 4TH GRADER 1 DOLLAR TO ROUGH UP ANOTHER 4TH GRADER. IF I TELL YOU IT WASN’T OVER NOT CLEANING YOUR PLATE, CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT POSITION MS JOHNSON HELD AT THE SCHOOL?

LUNCH LADY

THE STUDENT IN QUESTION EARLIER IN THE DAY HAD APPARENTLY THROWN  A PIECE OF PIZZA CRUST AT HER AND CALLED HER A PREGNANT BITCH

FROM EASTERN CHINA COMES THE SAD TALE OF YANG HU, WHO IN A FIT OF DESPAIR DECIDED TO REMOVE HIS JUNK FROM HIS BODY … REALIZING WHAT HE DID HE RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL ONLY TO REALIZE IN HIS HASTE HE FORGOT TO BRING SOMETHING ALONG, WHAT????

HIS JUNK

POLICE WERE SENT TO RETRIEVE THE MEMBER, BUT BY THE TIME THEY GOT IT BACK IT WAS TO LATE

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