Weird News Of The Day October 24th

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Photo Credit: Damon Scott, 96.5 TIC

Photo Credit: Damon Scott, 96.5 TIC

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It’s time for the Weird News of the Day!  Damon Scott digs out the craziest stories, and wants to know how much YOU KNOW about them!  Read the stories below… then highlight below each one with your mouse to see if you guessed the right answer!

THE UNIVERSITY OF LONDON IS SCRAMBLING A BIT THIS WEEK AFTER AN INVESTIGATOR FOR THE BBC MANAGED TO AQUIRE AN MBA IN BUSINESS FOR HIS ROOMMATE PETE … HE SUBMITTED A FAKE RESUME AND THE 7,500 ACREDITATION FEE AND PETE GOT HIS DEGREE 4 DAYS LATER, OH DID I MENTION THAT PETE IS WHAT?

A DOG

THE UNIVERSITY IS NOW TRYING TO DIG A WHOLE LOAD OF CRAP OUT OF THEIR FANS

FROM FUNKY BOD INC COMES THE LATEST FASHION TREND … IT’S THE FIRST T SHIRT WITH A BUILT IN PUSH UP BRA … BUT WAIT A MINUTE, DAMON, AREN’T THERE ALREADY T-SHIRTS WITH BUILT IN PUSH UP BRAS? YES THERE ARE, BUT THIS IS THE FIRST ONE FOR WHOM?

MEN

SINCE THE SHIRT TAKES CARE OF A SAGGY MALE UPPER TORSO IT ALSO HAS TAKEN CARE OF MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING FOR MOST OF MY MALE FRIENDS

AND NOW SO YOU FELLAS KNOW WHAT TO GET ME, JUST REMEMBER THE NAME SHREDDIES. THEY ARE A LINE OF UNDERWEAR PUT OUT BY A BRITISH COMPANY NOW AVAILABLE IN THE US, WHICH CLAIM TO TAKE CARE OF WHAT

FART SMELL

A CARBON CLOTH CALLED ZOEOFLEX IS WOVEN INTO THE REAR OF THE UNDERPANTS THAT CLAIM TO BE ABLE TO SQUASH 200 TIMES THE AVERAGE FLATULANCE EMISSION

Tune in for more Weird News of the Day with Damon Scott, every weekday afternoon on 96.5 TIC!

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