Charlie Sheen has words with ex-teen mom, Farrah Abraham! Arnold Schwarzenegger is set to reprise his most famous movie role! Plus, Billy Ray gets ‘achy breaky heart’ broken, and “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” will have a scratch-and-sniff premiere? Get all the details in today’s Dirty Laundry!
Don’t get Charlie Sheen upset!! Love this one!! Okay…ex-teen mom, Farrah Abraham, the one that recently did the porn released her text messages with Charlie. The two were trying to get together and now Charlie is upset she leaked the texts to the media. And in true Charlie fashion he sent her a rejection letter and called her “a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua.”
hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
your daughter must be so proud.
please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.
oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.
Arnold Schwarzenegger announced yesterday that he’s reprising his role as the Terminator in the film franchise’s fifth sequel, and now it’s also been announced there will be an Expendables 3.
Mumford & Sons bassist Ted Dwane is not resting at home after undergoing surgery for a blood clot on the surface of his brain. “It is with great joy that we can announce that Ted has been discharged from hospital and is on the road to a full recovery,” the band said on their website.
Miley Cyrus’ parents, Billy Ray and Tish are getting divorced. He had filed 3 years ago but then they decided to work on things. Well, she filed this time. They have been married for 19 years.
Tan Mom was wasted at the airport the other day and tried to board her flight. Tan mom went onff on the TSA and they took her to airport police. She was given an ultimatum — either go to jail for public intoxication, or spend 30 hours in a detox facility. She chose the detox facility.
“Real Housewives of Miami’s” Joanna Krupa and fiance Romain Zago, finally got married yesterday. Here are the pictures but we’ll be able to see it when the show returns in August.
Selena Gomez just became a big sister…her mom gave birth to a baby girl.
We know that Lindsay Lohan left the Betty Ford clinic for another clinic and now all the rumors have started. Some sources say that she was a nightmare because she would skip group therapy. And other sources are saying that a visitor brought in Oxycontin in and gave it to patients and Lindsay was upset and left. And guess who else left?? Charlie Sheen’s ex, Brooke Mueller. She took off for another center too.
The Season 2 premiere of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’s airs on July 17th, and you’ll be able to SMELL it!!!! The network is doing a “Watch n’ Sniff” episode. How does this work?
Next month’s issue of People magazine will contain a scratch and sniff card with different scents corresponding to scenes in the show! Once a number pops on the screen, start scratching and enjoy!