More court trouble for Lindsay Lohan! Rihanna opens up on her relationship with Chris Brown! Plus, is Beyonce going overboard on her super Super Bowl demands? Decide for yourself in today’s Dirty Laundry!
Lindsay Lohan had a doctor’s note to get her out of court today claiming she had an upper respiratory infection. But after TMZ photographed her shopping and smoking she high tailed it to LA last night so she would be in court this morning. Rumors are she was afraid she’d have an arrest warrant if she was a no show. She was turned down at a hotel though because she had been banned for trashing a room. She showed up 7 minutes late. And her new lawyer, New York attorney Mark Heller, arrived with Lindsay with a rabbit’s foot on his briefcase for good luck. Does this guy remind you of Al Pacino?? He tried to butter up the judge but she told him that flattery would get him nowhere. He also tried to say that Lindsay had the flu and could be getting everyone sick. The judge told him that an upper respiratory infection is not the flu…haha. The Judge set March 1 for a pre-trial and March 18th for the trial.
Ashley Judd and her husband Dario Franchitti are divorcing after more than 10 years together. “We have mutually decided to end our marriage. We’ll always be family and continue to cherish our relationship based on the special love, integrity, and respect we have always enjoyed.”
54 year old Alec Baldwin is going to be a daddy?? His 28 year old wife, Hilaria Thomas, is rumored to be pregnant. A friend close to the family revealed: “Hilaria has told only really close friends and family she is pregnant, only a close circle she trusts.” Their rep said no comment. “Our response to baby speculation over the past 18 months has remained the same,” the statement said. “When/if Alec and Hilaria have news they want to share, they will share it. Until then, no comment.”
Looks like the house hunting is back on for Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara and her fiancé, Onion Crunch king Nick Loeb. The two had put their house hunting on hold because of relationship issues but it looks like their resolved.
Why can’t this happen in at my gym??? “Silver Linings Playbook” star Bradley Cooper showed up to do a spinning class at the SoulCycle studio in TriBeCa yesterday morning. He was trying to go incognito but the he ripped off his shirt near the end of class and the women almost fell off their bikes!!!
Eddie Cibrian bought his ex-wife “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’s” Brandi Glanville a new vajajay!!! That’s according to Brandi’s new book “Drinking & Tweeting and other Brandi Blunders”. After finding out he had been cheating on her with LeAnn Rhimes she went to the plastic surgeon and charged to his card vaginal rejuvenation surgery. It cost him $12,000!!! Brandi said: “A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina . . . I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor’s office] Eddie’s credit- card number.”
83 year old Barbara Walters has been released from the hospital and is recovering at home from the chicken pox as well as a head injury she sustained after a fall last weekend.
But someone that is in the hospital is adult film legend Ron Jeremy. He is in critical condition at an L.A. hospital and is being treated for an aneurysm that was located near his heart.
Rihanna is opening up about her relationship with Chris Brown in the upcoming Rolling Stone issue. Shetalks about why she decided to give him another chance. “I decided it was more important for me to be happy. I wasn’t going to let anybody’s opinion get in the way of that. Even if it’s a mistake, it’s my mistake.” She added: “When you add up the pieces from the outside, it’s not the cutest puzzle in the world. You see us walking somewhere, driving somewhere, in the studio, in the club, and you think you know. But it’s different now. We don’t have those types of arguments anymore. We talk about s***. We value each other. We know exactly what we have now, and we don’t want to lose that.” She claims that Chris is also horrified by what he did. “He doesn’t have the luxury of f***ing up again,” she says. “That’s just not an option. I can’t say that nothing else will ever go wrong. But I’m pretty solid in the knowing that he’s disgusted by that. And I wouldn’t have gone this far if I ever thought that was a possibility.”
And Chris has a cast on his hand from the alleged fight with Frank Ocean…
Timothy Busfield (“Thirtysomething” and “West Wing”) is engaged to Melissa Gilbert. Hmmm, how long did these two date for because just last year in May he was accused of sexual battery while on a movie date with a woman. This will be the third marriage for both.
“Criminal Minds” star Thomas Gibson has struck a plea deal in his DUI arrest. He was sentenced to 36 months probation, $300 in court fees and one year of alcohol education classes.
Is Beyonce complaining and demanding things from the people helping her put together her halftime show at the Superbowl? Sources say she’s requesting that Blue Ivy’s backstage nursery be kept at EXACTLY 26 degrees celsius. But the NFL is saying these reports are false. And is Michelle Williams lying when she said there will be no Destiny’s Child reunion show??? She claims she’s performing on Broadway that day on Fela…but if you look at the website she’s off that day. Why the secret?
Justin Timberlake will be performing at the Grammy Awards!!! “We are happy to announce Justin Timberlake will make his return to the GRAMMY stage Feb. 10th on @CBSTweet! #GRAMMYs”
Jason London, “Dazed & Confused”, (his twin brother Jeremy was on Celebrity Rehab) was arrested over the weekend after a fight with bouncers at a bar. When cops showed up they arrested him and crapped himself in the back seat of a cop car on purpose. He started using homophobic slurs to the cops … saying, “Guess what fa**ot? I f***ing love this. I f***ing own you guys so hard. I’m rich and I’m a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up, bitch.” He then said “It smells like s**t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea.” Jason then leaned to the left and crapped in his pants. Jason then said, “I told you I’m happy as s**t.” Check out the mugshot!!!!