Secret Sex Camel Princess With Flu Blackmails Hotels

What a headline…. but it all makes sense when you break it down like this:  It’s the morning’s “SILLY NEWS”! You’ll find details on each story by clicking the  bold links underlined and in italics.

1. According to a new SEX survey, 43% of men and 33% of women are keeping a MAJOR secret from their partner.

2. “PRINCESS” the world’s most accurate football predicting CAMEL says the Baltimore Ravens will win the Super Bowl.

3. Jenis.com, an Ohio ice cream company, is selling “Influenza Sorbet” which they claim helps you fight the FLU.

4. BLACKMAIL your restaurant and hotel with the new ReviewerCard”…flash it around to get better service and upgrades…costs $100.

That is all!

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