Lance Armstrong comes clean to Oprah on his dirty past! Are Michael Jackson’s children really his? Plus, Michael J. Fox is determined not to have to go back to the future to end his son’s relationship with Taylor Swift? Great Scott! It’s today’s Dirty Laundry!

Lance Armstrong admitted it all during his Oprah interview last night. He said he took banned substances to enhance his cycling performances before all 7 of his Tour de France wins. He blood doped, took testosterone and EPO. He said he was never afraid he’d get caught, he didn’t feel wrong at the time and that he wasn’t cheating…he said it was “leveling the playing field”. Why did he come forward now? He said: “I don’t know that I have a great answer. I will start now by saying this is too late … I view this situation as one big lie that I repeated a lot of times … I am a flawed character.” Wonder how much Sheryl Crow knew when she was with him…check out part of the interview…

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Mel Gibson’s baby mama, Oksana Grigorieva, says she was sabotaged by her own lawyers in her settlement with Mel Gibson and wound up with a bad custody agreement … and now she’s suing her former lawyers.

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And does Mel Gibson have another baby mama? Rumors are going around that he fathered Jodie Foster’s two sons!! Some in Hollywood think that Mel donated his sperm to Jodi and that’s why the two are so close. Remember she stood by his side during his scandals.

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Remember Michael Jackson‘s dermatologist, Dr. Arnie Klein? Well, there were always rumors about Arnie being the biological father of 2 of Michael’s children, Prince and Paris. And now Arnie is adding fuel to the rumor by posting a picture on facebook of when he was young and posted it side by side to a picture of Prince. Klein wrote the caption, “hmmmmm”. And hmmmm is right because they look alike!!! Remember Debbie Rowe (their biological mother) was Arnie’s medical assistant back when Michael was a patient. Here’s the picture…I’m gonna say YES he is the father…

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Looks like Johnny Depp has been dumped for another woman. He was dating Amber Heard but she has moved on from her fling with Johnny Depp and is now with French model Marie de Villepin. The two are currently enjoying a romantic vacation in France.

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Michelle Obama celebrated her 49th birthday Thursday by showing off her new hairdo. She now has bangs and I think it looks great!!! Makes her look younger… Check it out!

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Someone not happy with her hair and look is Jennifer Lopez. She’s on the cover of People magazine with stick straight hair and her camp thinks it makes her look “old and haggard.” Here’s the cover…

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Tom Cruise is the latest celebrity to be the victim of a swatting prank. Police received a 911 call that said there was an armed intruder on Tom’s property and when they got there they found nothing. Recently, a 12-year-old was arrested recently for allegedly committing a swatting prank against Ashton Kutcher and Justin Bieber.

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At the Golden Globes Tina Fey and Amy Poehler made a joke about Taylor Swift staying away from Michael J.Fox’s son. Michael took a swipe at Taylor by saying: “No. No … Just back off. I don’t keep up with it all, but Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right? What a way to build a career.”

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Lindsay Lohan received $250,000 worth of furniture from Bravo’s Million Dollar Decorators and then she decided not to show up for the reveal episode of the show…well, looks like Bravo is sticking it to her lol. They will not cover the gift tax that comes with it and now Lindsay will owe taxes on the gift and “probably have to pay between $25,000 and $50,000″.

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Wednesday night’s American Idol premiere was the lowest rated AI premiere EVER, with only 17.9 million 18-49 year-old viewers tuning in. NCIS beat the show!!

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Zac Efron was filming a scene for a new movie that he’s in an begged a photographer to delete a picture he had taken. You see, Zac was in an adult toy shop and standing next to dildos…photographer refused. Here it is.