Chris Brown didn’t know the golden rule: don’t drink and videotape. Find out what he said! Plus, Playmates making out, a Hulkamania sex tape, and Fifty Shades of Grey toys?  …It’s all in today’s Dirty Laundry!

Chris Brown released a break-up video. He’s drunk and says that he loves both Rihanna and his ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran. He says “I’m not trying to be a player … I just care too much sometimes.” Obviously Rihanna won since he broke up with Karrueche. Two hours before Brown posted the video, Rihanna tweeted, “Ain’t nobody bidness….. But mine and my baby!” Watch the video here…

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George Clooney and Stacy Keibler are not broken up. The two walked the red carpet at the premiere of “Argo.”

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Hulk Hogan’s sex tape has leaked online!! Well, a minute long version of the 30 minute tape was posted and let’s just say he has nothing to be embarrassed about besides his hair. He’s threatening to sue if the tape isn’t taken down. Go to Gawker.com if you want to watch it before it gets taken down. So who’s the woman?? Rumors are it’s Bubba the Love Sponge’s wife at the time and rumors are Bubba knew they were in the room because he’s on the tape in the other room!! Funny part is when Hulk’s phone rings and the ring tone is his daughter’s song “About Us”. And in the tape the Hulk says he has to meet his son and that “I just ate too, I feel like a pig” and saying he should put his “Bubba shirt” back on.

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And his ex-wife, Linda Hogan, was arrested yesterday in Malibu on suspicion of DUI!! Her blood alcohol level is listed as .084, barely above the legal limit in California (.08). Linda’s rep claims she had a glass of champagne and was on meds that made it worse…yeahhhh.

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Nicole Scherzinger has revealed her past battle with bulimia. “It’s embarrassing. I never spoke about it. Like I said, I never want to play a victim, and I never wanted my family to hear about things from me because I think it would break their heart, you know,” Nicole said (via Entertainment Weekly). “I guess it was like my addiction, right? I never did drugs, but kinda doing things to myself was my addiction. It’s like when I got off stage, I was on this high, and I’d come back to my room and I’d be alone, so I would just do things. My bulimia was my addiction; hurting myself was my addiction.” “I did it everyday for, like, years,” Nicole added. “Every time I had a second to be alone, I was doing something to myself. You get, like, blisters on your hands or scars on your hands, and I’d try to hide those. I think the girls could tell.”

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Daryl Hannah was arrested (again) Thursday, this time in Texas for protesting the creation of an oil pipeline.

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Dominic Purcell, 42, and AnnaLynne McCord, 25, have called it quits after dating for 15 months.

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“The Voice” judge Cee Lo Green is calling BS on Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj‘s feud. He says it’s fake… “This is Hollywood, California. Hardly anything’s legit.”

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Jenny McCarthy’s new book titled Bad Habits: Confessions of a Recovering Catholic talks about a time where she and 14 Playboy Playmates went to Hawaii and took some drugs and they all started making out with each other on the beach. “I can only imagine the shock he was in seeing that he was the only man on the beach with fourteen really f***** up Playmates who just happened to also be making out with each other,” wrote McCarthy, who was named Playmate of the Year in 1993.

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The CBS lot received a suspicious package with white powder this week and now we’re finding out the target was Bristol Palin who is on “Dancing with the Stars” The package had a note saying they wanted her off the show or something would happen. This isn’t the first time because the same thing happened when she was on another season.

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Liam Neeson was on “SportsCenter” yesterday to talk football but he doesn’t know anything about the sport and asked if they could start over but then realized he was on live and dropped the S-bomb. Check out the video here!

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A “revealing” new biography on Michael Jackson by Randall Sullivan claims that when Michael died LaToya showed up trying to find hidden money and so did his mother!! Allegedly LaToya was seen taken bags of cash out of the house. The book also claims that Janet made a deposit of $40,000 to reserve a spot in the cemetery for Michael but she held up the funeral until the estate paid her back. “Janet put up the $40,000 deposit at Forest Lawn to secure a spot for Michael but refused to let the funeral take place until the money was repaid.”

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Did you hear about the story of a Hong Kong real estate tycoon offering $63 million to any man capable of convincing his lesbian daughter to dump the woman she married last spring and to marry him instead??? Well, Paramount Pictures has just announced that they’ve hired Sacha Baron Cohen to make the story into a movie.

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Jack Osbourne is getting married in Hawaii this weekend to Lisa Stelly. The two have a 5 month old daughter, Pearl.

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Oh ladies!!! Just in time for the holiday!!! Fifty Shades of Grey author E.L. James is introducing a collection of silver sex toys inspired by items used by Christian Grey and Anastasia Steel’s. James has partnered with erotica website Lovehoney.co.uk to create:
Inner Goddess – Silver Pleasure Balls, You. Are. Mine. – Metal Handcuffs, Submit To Me – First Time Bondage Kit, All Mine – Deluxe Satin Blackout Mask, Sweet Sting – Riding Crop, Twitchy Palm – Spanking Paddle