Evelyn Lozada and Chad Johnson are getting divorced even faster than Kim Kardashian!! Meanwhile Kristen Stewart is getting dropped from the Snow White sequel, Anderson Cooper might be planning payback, and more in today’s Dirty Laundry…

Evelyn Lozada filed for divorce from Chad Johnson… it lasted 6 weeks!!  Kim Kardashian must be happy… even she lasted 72 days!   Johnson released a statement on his website regarding his recent domestic violence arrest … “I would like to wish Evelyn well and will never say anything bad about her because I truly love her to death.”  He adds “To all the fans and supporters I have disappointed, you have my sincerest apologies.  I will stay positive and get through this tough period in my life.”

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Chad Johnson lied to his coach’s face saying that he’s never been in trouble.  Hmmm, he was arrested back in 2000 for domestic violence.  You can watch Chad get fired from the Dolphins because it’s all caught on tape for a show called Hard Knocks… a weekly HBO documentary series following the Dolphins which aired last night.

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Lawyers for Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian are in court today over their divorce.  Lawyers for both sides must tell the judge what they have done to either settle the case or prepare for trial.  Kris has refused to settle.  He wants to put reality TV on trial and prove that she got married for the show.

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It has been confirmed by Universal that Kristen Stewart has been DROPPED from the planned sequel of Snow White and the Huntsman.  They will take a new angle with the movie that concentrates on Chris Hemsworth’s character.

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Anderson Cooper was  on a yacht in Croatia with his boyfriend Ben Maisani when the pictures were leaked of Ben cheating on Anderson.  And now Anderson posted a photo to Instagram and now he’s hanging out with Bravo Network’s Andy Cohen!

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Bobby Brown has entered rehab for alcohol addiction after he admitted himself to the treatment facility very recently– because “he realized he couldn’t do it on his own.”

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The new season of The Voice has some new changes: “This year there’s much more at stake. When (the coaches) have their battles and select one person to stay with them and one person to leave, the other coach can buzz in and steal that person that the coach has sent home… it’s called ‘the steal.  The show will then be implementing a NEW round called “the knockouts,” where the ten will then be narrowed down to five before the live shows start!”  The Voice is back on September 10 at 8pm on NBC and will air Mondays and Tuesdays.

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Jennifer Aniston’s engagement ring from Justin Theroux is 8 carats!!  “It’s a huge emerald-cut diamond. It’s a rectangle with tapered diamond baguettes on the sides. Just after Jen got engaged, she called all her friends and told them about it. She was so happy and said she loves the ring. I think she was overwhelmed and overjoyed by the size and beauty of it!”

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Late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel is engaged to girlfriend Molly McNearney, 34.  She is a co-head writer on the show and the two started dating in 2009.

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Shia LaBeouf  says he’s quitting big budget movies for good in favor of a career in indie films — saying, “I’m done … There’s no room for being a visionary in the studio system. It literally cannot exist.”  He talks about his new indie movie: “These dudes are a miracle… They give you the money, and they trust you — [unlike the studios, which] give you the money, then get on a plane and come to the set and stick a finger up your a** and chase you around for five months.”