Katie Holmes gets her first post-divorce acting job, while her former Batman co-stars’ new film sparks a tragic shooting in Colorado. Get all the details in today’s Dirty Laundry.

Katie Holmes has found her first job after filing for divorce… she will be returning to the Broadway stage and will star in Theresa Rebeck’s Dead Accounts, a five character comedy that will be directed by three-time Tony Award winner Jack O’Brien. It comes out this fall

American Idol Season 11 tour — runner-up Jessica Sanchez is dating her fellow Top 10 finalist DeAndre Brackensick

A heavily armed gunman opened fire in the middle of a packed midnight screening of The Dark Knight Rises… killing at least a dozen moviegoers and reportedly wounding at least 50 others in Aurora, Colorado. 24-year-old James Holmes from Aurora, CO first threw tear gas into the theater and then went on a shooting spree. His apartment was also found to be filled with explosives. The Paris premiere of the new Batman movie The Dark Knight Rises has been canceled

Fred Willard says his lewd conduct arrest at an adult movie theater last night was a “big misunderstanding” and “It didn’t happen.” He and his wife went to see his lawyer and he claims that he and the cops have “a difference of opinion.” But it looks like he’s already losing work…. PBS fired him from Market Warriors.

Viacom and DirecTV have come to an agreement after 10 days. 20 million subscribers will get back their MTV, VH1, and Comedy Central shows.

Justin Bieber isn’t the only guy that knows how to spoil his girlfriend. One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson’s bought his girlfriend, Eleanor Calder, a 20th bday gift – not only did he get Rihanna to call her and sing Happy Birthday to her he bought her Mini One D car, which retails for around $21,000! And Liam, bought his girlfriend Danielle a $60K Audi TT just because

Randy and Jermaine Jackson are after Michael Jackson‘s money? That’s what sources connected with the Michael Jackson Estate are saying. The sources claim that they need money and know when Katherine dies there all of the money goes to charity and in trust for Michael’s 3 kids. Sources are claiming that the two are trying to make it look like Katherine needs a conservatorship…themselves…it would pay them $70,000 a month.

According to Forbes, here are the top earning chefs:

GORDON RAMSAY $38 Million

RACHAEL RAY $28 Million

WOLFGANG PUCK $20 Million

PAULA DEEN* $17 Million

MARIO BATALI $13 Million

ALAIN DUCASSE $12 million

TODD ENGLISH $11 million

NOBU MATSUHISA $10 million

BOBBY FLAY $9 million

GUY FIERI $8 million