Imagine yourself living in a world where your deepest fantasies were narrated by Gilbert Gottfried.

The famed voice actor has taken his talents to audio-recording, and has recorded a video of himself narrating the tales of Christian Grey in the erotic, best seller 50 Shades of Grey.

The story is about a literature student, Anastasia Steele, who goes  to interview young entrepreneur Christian Grey, and encounters a man who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating. The unworldly, innocent Ana is startled to realize she wants this man and, despite his enigmatic reserve, finds she is desperate to get close to him. Unable to resist Ana’s quiet beauty, wit, and independent spirit, Grey admits he wants her, too—but on his own terms.

Shocked yet thrilled by Grey’s singular erotic tastes, Ana hesitates. For all the trappings of success—his multinational businesses, his vast wealth, his loving family—Grey is a man tormented by demons and consumed by the need to control. When the couple embarks on a daring, passionately physical affair, Ana discovers Christian Grey’s secrets and explores her own dark desires.

Erotic, amusing, and deeply moving, the Fifty Shades Trilogy is a tale that will obsess you, possess you, and stay with you forever.

Craig & Company were the first to debut the clip of Gilbert Gottfried reading an edited version of the best seller, but we’ve got the full video for your viewing pleasure.

Check out the NSFW (and yet HILARIOUS) video of ’50 Shades of Grey,’  narrated by Gilbert Gottfried, here.