Marce William Burchell is crazy… CRAZY IN LOVE with [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Jessica Simpson[/lastfm]!
Dude has been stalking the former Mrs. Lachey for years, sending her puppies, calling and texting her repeatedly, and now writing a book about an alleged affair with the singer, “The True Story of Jessica Ann Simpson’s 22 month long attempt to seduce a married man – her very Active Super Secret Sex life: True Story Jessica Simpson Seduction of A Married Man (Volume 1)” which he is selling on Amazon.com for the discount price of $29.99.
Considering that the book is only 30-pages, it better be some damn fine reading.
Apparently an avid runner, Burchell has gone so far as to challenge Eric Johnson to a marathon under the condition that the winner of said marathon would get to marry Jessica.
Marce, women actually get a say in who they marry these days, you can’t just win her.
How come no one ever writes creepy sex books about me? Sigh…