Jessica Simpson Likes Her Boobs Just the Way They Are Thankyouverymuch…

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Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images

Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images

Don’t worry fellas, Jessica Simpson‘s boobs aren’t going anywhere anytime soon.

Earlier this week, the Internet was ablaze with rumors that Simpson would be going under the knife to reduce the size of her ample bosom before her wedding to fame whore former NFL star Eric Johnson.

Jess hit up Twitter yesterday to set the record straight, saying the rumors are “UDDERly not true!”

Udder. Ha. That’s punny, Jessica. Looks like your Chicken By the Sea days aren’t totally over.


SMH…

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Jess’s Tweets started off here:

Did you just hear that? That’s the collected ‘Phew’ of men everywhere.

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