Top Ten Hilarious Liam Gallagher Quotes

Whether or not you are a Britpop fan, everyone knows that ex-[lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Oasis[/lastfm] frontman and current [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Beady Eye[/lastfm] lead vocalist, [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”] Liam Gallagher[/lastfm], has an unmitigated rock ‘n’ roll attitude, i.e. he likes to sound off to the press.

As huge fans of Gallagher’s soundbites, we gathered together ten of our favorites in honor of [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Beady Eye[/lastfm]’s highly anticipated streaming performance at the Live on Letterman concert from The Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City tonight at 8pm ET / 5pm PT.

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“I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.”

[Source: I Am Fuel, You Are Friends]

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“I’d do time for him. I love him. Me and him are cool. If anyone stepped on his toes, I’d cut them off.” (Melody Maker, 1995)

[Source: NME]

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“It’s good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives me a kick up the a**e. Otherwise I’d just sit around getting fat.” (The Guardian, 2006)

[Source: Gigwise]

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“I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.”

[Source: Sky Living]

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“If I wasn’t a musician I don’t know. I’d be God, maybe? That would be a good job.” (The Sun, 2005)

[Source: NME]

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“I guide myself. If I bump into walls, I bump into walls. I’m like a little bumper car, I keep bumping into questions and answers and it’s a top buzz, man.” (The Times, 2002)

[Source: Monsters & Critics]

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“The world is crying out for a great rock’n’roll band. It has been for ages, man. That’s why the time is right for Beady Eye.” (NME, December 2010)

[Source: NME]

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“Lennon was right. And we are bigger than Jesus. We will be as big as the Beatles, if not bigger.”

[Source: IMDB]

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“The Beatles play guitars, we play guitars. The Beatles got hair, we’ve got hair. The Beatles got arms, we’ve got arms.”

[Source: Gigwise]

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“It’s about the music and that’s it. I’m not an entertainer. But I do entertain people, see what I mean?”

[Source: NME]

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