5. JLO by [lastfm link_type="artist_info"]Jennifer Lopez[/lastfm]
Rating: ♥ (1 out of 10 hearts)
Jennifer Lopez only gets one heart because the many manifestations of her brand (JLo, Sweetface, Just Sweet) don’t technically exist anymore. What is still out there is “designer collectables” on Ebay or these horribly boring shoes.