Sheen’s Reaction To Being Fired

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[photogallerylink id=30153 align=left]Charlie Sheen has already blasted back regarding the breaking news that he has been fired by Warner Bros television.  What did the Warlock have to say about his (not unexpected) departure from “Two and a Half Men”?

“This is very good news…”

“They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshisc–k [Chuck Lorre] again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”

[pullquote quote="They continue to be in breach, like so many whales." credit="Charlie Sheen"]

The last official word from CBS came last week when network honcho Les Moonves said at a San Francisco conference, “Going down the road … I don’t know what’s going to happen. I hope it’s back. We’ll see.”

Though John Stamos initially denied reports that he would replace Sheen on the show next season, it was later revealed that he spoke with Moonves a few weeks ago about the possibility.

More on (or is it Moron?) Charlie Sheen.

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