Charlie Sheen tweeted this morning: “Update: Sober Valley Lodge; Rachel has left the building…, We’re sad…. Over it… Applications now being accepted!” Looks like one of the goddesses has left him. Rachel Oberlin, a former porn star who went by the name Bree Olson left so that leaves Natalie “Natty” Kenly.
UPDATE: Charlie has told People magazine “She’s back”!!!
UPDATE: So why did she leave? Charlie explains they had a fight and “I chipped one of my warlock fangs on a great white shark I had to murder. Pissed me off and like an ass I took it out on her.”