M. Night Shyamalan is no Sandra Bullock. His summer mega-flop The Last Airbender was associated with five of the ten Golden Raspberry Awards wins, yet unlike Bullock, who showed up last year to pick up her Razzie for All About Steve, he was nowhere to be found!
Here is the complete list of winners (or, we should probably say, LOSERS!)
Worst Picture: The Last Airbender
Worst Director: M. Night Shyamalan, The Last Airbender
Worst Actor: Ashton Kutcher, Killers and Valentine’s Day
Worst Actress: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, and Cynthia Nixon, Sex and the City 2
Worst Supporting Actor: Jackson Rathbone, The Last Airbender and The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Worst Supporting Actress: Jessica Alba, The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers, Machete, and Valentine’s Day
Worst Eye-Gouging Misuse of 3-D: The Last Airbender
Worst Screen Couple / Worst Screen Ensemble: The cast of Sex and the City 2
Worst Screenplay: M. Night Shyamalan, The Last Airbender
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel: Sex and the City 2
Obviously, this year’s Razzies weren’t nearly as thrilling without Mz. Bullock in attendance. Why couldn’t she have just shown up and accepted on behalf of M. Night Shamalamadingdong anyway?